Posted by Daniel Mayfield 5 comments

Ah, the wondrous vibration of a cell phone in my pocket! What's that? Oh, it's a text message. I'll answer it later IF I want to. You see, communication today has many advantages over the years of past. Text messages, for example, are like conversations that you don't have to commit to! It's wonderful. I got a text earlier today from a person that I simply didn't care to talk with, so I ignored it. Next time I see this person I will act as though nothing ever happened.


I can only imagine what it would have been like if George Washington chose to ignore a text message. Only in this case it wouldn't be a text message, but a real face to face conversation. "Mr. Washington, the enemy is invading from the south and we need to act quickly!" "Lol," Washington says. "Ahhh, LOL."

I'm reminded of the time a family member texted me during December to say they were locked out of the house and really cold. I looked at my phone, laughed a quick one, and went on with my business. I could do this with a clear conscience because nothing serious happens in text conversations. This is with the exception of unresolved arguments that simply must be handled immediately during work meetings. Angry husbands have found many benefits to the text message arguments. Alert reader Kevin G wrote me recently regarding an argument he had been having with his wife about his spending too much time playing "Angry Birds" (a game of physics). Fortunately for Kevin, who is generally too slow to make a good come back while arguing in person, this fight was done through SMS text. You see, Kevin could search his brain for the perfect comeback and send it through as though it came right to mind. While his wife on the other hand couldn't type fast enough to tell him how much of a moron he was. This resulted in a victory on Kevin's part and an aneurism for the wife.

Teen girls, on the other hand, are having a hay day because they read into the text too far. Recently a sister of mine texted me to let me know she wouldn't be able to make it for dinner. I was fine with the decision so I replied with, "Ok." A few seconds later I got a text back that said, "OHMYGOSH Daniel! You are completely blowing this out of proportion!!! It's not like I wanted to miss dinner! Ugh!!!!" I had started a fight with absolutely no intention. Guys will never get it right, but at least we can take our time in responding in hopes that we come off as somewhat intelligent!

My advice to guys is to add lots and lots of smiley faces, exclamation points, and "haha's."

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  1. Kristin says:

    OMGosh!! LOL!! ROFL!! That was such a funny post ;)

    Texts have transformed communication. Texting, instant messaging and email have made me suffer from telephonaphobia. Now I freeze up every time that the phone rings, like I'm completely unsure of how to proceed.

    One day when we have grandkids we will telepathically talk to them about how we used have to actually use our mouths to make noises.

  2. Yeah, whenever the phone rings I just ignore it. Who wants to actually talk with someone?

  3. Anonymous says:

    I personally hate text messages. Also, I hate talking on the phone. I've found that a good way discourage others from calling me is to always hang up on them just as they start what seems to be their last sentence. That way nobody calls me or wants to be friends, which I also hate.

  4. Ok, was this Jason Goss?

  5. Jason says:

    That was not J. Goss. He does not post anonymously. He is proud to take a stand. I have always despised the phone. If you are a friend, acquaintance or even loved one, in most instances, I do not want to talk on the phone. However, you can text or email me at any time and may reasonably expect a quick response.

    I love texting. I have never communicated this much in my life.

    Funny post. Try to keep up the good work.

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